First up, it’s over to Merrell and YMC, who are making a case for your dad’s hiking slides being ahead of the curve. The two brands have joined forces and created a reimagined Moab Slide 2 that comes dressed in brushed textured suede with a leather footbed that works just as well for concrete exploration as actual trail adventures. Creative director Sage Toda-Nation pulled 90s inspiration (when YMC was born) while maintaining Merrell’s technical DNA — Air Cushion technology for shock absorption, Vibram recycled outsoles for reliable grip, and eco-conscious touches like recycled mesh lining. Would Iris Law traipse around Japan in them? Yes, she would. And that’s why you need a pair.
Axel Arigato’s new Slow Runner is what happens when Scandinavian minimalism has a few drinks and decides to loosen up. Creative Director Jens Werner’s first foray into footwear comes with all the design details you’d expect — interlocking panels of leather, suede and nubuck, exposed zigzag stitching, and a nostalgic gel bubble that screams “I remember the 90s!” Even the campaign is a bit extra, featuring grown adults playing musical chairs on custom suede seats while experimental artist Li Yilei provides the soundtrack. It’s “expressive minimalism” according to the press release, but we’re calling it “sneakers for people who organize their bookshelf by color but still know how to party.” Portuguese-made and ready to elevate your casual fits without screaming for attention — like that cool kid who never needed to try too hard. Shop here.
Admittedly we’re a little late with this one, but can you be too mad at having to stare at Bad Bunny’s abs for a wee bit longer? Yep, that’s right — the global superstar has finally made his Calvin Klein debut in their Spring 2025 campaign, shot by Mario Sorrenti in what appears to be a very steamy session back in Puerto Rico. Stripped down to the brand’s new Icon Cotton Stretch underwear (featuring fancy upgrades like a stitch-free Infinity Bond waistband and “supportive contour pouch” — we’ll let you decode what that means), the GRAMMY winner brings that “je nais se quois” of his to the iconic brand. The campaign includes a film set to his track “EoO” and launched March 18th with billboards hitting major cities worldwide. Consider this your official permission to ogle guilt-free… Then grab your boyf some new undies here? Can’t guarantee he’ll look like Bad Bunny. In fact he definitely won’t. He looks like Keith Chegwin.
New Balance is back with another drop of shoes your dad probably already owns three pairs of. Their Made in USA Spring/Summer Collection landed March 27th, featuring the 997 and 992 in what they’re calling “vibrant, sun-soaked hues” — sophisticated beiges with fancy names like “Light Mushroom/Mirage Grey” and “Moonrock/Mushroom.” While sneakerheads will undoubtedly lose their minds over slightly different shades of premium suede and mesh, at least these American-made classics deliver on quality and comfort with their ENCAP and ABZORB technology. Perfect for your exciting summer adventures like complaining about today’s music or telling younger people how shoes used to be made properly. Shop here.
It is a bit hard to shill you a bag with this hefty of a price tag, but the Lady Dior really is special – especially when British artist Penny Slinger gets her hands on it. To mark the third anniversary of 30 Montaigne’s reinvention, Dior has tapped Slinger (who previously collaborated with Maria Grazia Chiuri on that show-stopping golden doll’s house finale for the AW19 couture show) to reimagine their iconic bag. The result? A silver leather Lady Dior in “unprecedented proportions” that evokes the architecture of Dior’s historic Paris address. It’s the kind of art-meets-fashion piece that will likely cost more than your mortgage, but delivers the perfect excuse to tell people you’re “investing in wearable art” rather than just buying another expensive bag. Shop here.
Last but not least, we’ve got a brand spanking new company for you. SOMEWHERE GOOD is aiming to redefine those wardrobe staples you thought couldn’t possibly be “redefined” again, with their geometric-focused collection of oversized organic cotton tees (featuring those all-important cut-and-sew panels), OEKO-TEX cotton blend socks, and extra large scarves in 100% Italian superfine SustainaWOOL. Their launch campaign asks people to share their personal “SOMEWHERE GOOD” moments — which will be displayed on stacked TV screens, because regular social media is so 2023. Creative Director Richard Newport spent a whole 18 months working on the brand’s “material quality, design and perfect fit,” playing with “tonal and sculptural shapes” to create what are essentially nice clothes with a side of design philosophy. One for those seeking elevated essentials who aren’t afraid of a little marketing speak with their morning coffee. Shop here.
